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Title: Nothing Like the Holodeck
Sequel to: Curly Fries and Other Little Obscenities, Beneath an Unfamiliar Sky, and This Is Not a War Story
Author: [personal profile] taliahale
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate: SG-1
Word Count: 9553
Ratings/Warnings: Teen, End Notes for Warnings
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Madison Miller, Meredith Miller-Emmagen (OFC), Torren Emmagan, Stiles Stilinski, Calliope Taylor (OFC), Carolyn Lam, Kavya Patankar (OFC)
Pairings: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard, Ronon Dex/Amelia Banks/Radek Zelenka, Laura Cadman/Aiden Ford, Madison Miller/Torren Emmagen, Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Caroly Lam/Kavya Patankar (OFC)
Summary: “Don’t be ridiculous,” Stiles laughs, adjusting the bill of his faded Mets cap to better block the sun streaming through the gaps in the cloud cover. He turns his camera lens on Derek, who looks away from the treeline to scowl, “They’ve been sending teams here for ages and nobody’s ever found something more exciting than a new variant of, I dunno, space ivy or something, so would you just--”

That’s when the arrows start flying.

Author’s Note: Written for WIP Big Bang, with art by the lovely and talented [personal profile] musicalluna, who was encouraging and patient with my rewrites. Thanks, as ever, to S for the beta duty (and making me write the ending three times, you are a tyrant and you were right: I’m the worst, I’m sorry). Original inspiration from the SG-1 Episode ‘Window of Opportunity,’ though if you’re familiar with the episode this went a different direction. The line about the universe and pie was lovingly stolen from the SG-1 Episode ‘Urgo.’ If you’re unfamiliar with SG-1, I highly recommend either episode as an introduction to the series. I chose not to use archive warnings, but mind the tags and check out the end notes for full warnings. It's not tagged or in the warnings, but this entire series is domestic as fuck. Just so you know.

Check it out over on AO3
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Title: Detective Skills and Your Daily Life
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall, Lydia Martin, Jackson Whittemore, Vernon Boyd, Erica Reyes, Allison Argent, Danny Mahealani
Relationships: Stiles/Derek
Rating: Gen
Word Count: 1064
Summary: In which three is a pattern and Derek knows the way to a man's heart.
Notes: This tooth-rotting bit of plotless fluff takes place in a nebulous, AU season 2 where the pack's a big, happy family and Jackson/Erica/Boyd are still around because I said so.

Fic available on AO3, LJ, and here on DW )
taliahale: (stiles/derek)
 this interview has been condensed and edited by leah k (blinkiesays).  Teen and Up, Stiles/Derek, 10,000+ words, AU.  In this AU, the Hales are still werewolves in a world where that's fodder for horror flicks, but they're also a famous Hollywood family.  Laura's a screenwriter, Peter's sort of an agent (who doesn't really feature in this fic except for a handful of mentions and phone calls), and the rest are actors.  When the script Laura's been working on for years gets the greenlight, Derek's starring, Scott's directing, and Stiles is Derek's assistant.  It's both more and less complicated than it sounds.  I really enjoyed the way blinkiesays mixed in bits of a faux interview with Laura and Derek, the idea from whence the title came.

But it's a love story, right?
DH: All she writes are love stories.

Oh, it's true!  I'm a hopeless romantic, I can't help it.  Everything I write, it's like...Nora Ephron with sharper teeth.

Norah Ephron?
Oh God, yes.  I can't tell you how many times I watched 'Sleepless in Seattle.'  I drove everyone nuts.
DH: Yes.  She did.
LH: But mom was always on us to follow our passion and I was an ok actor, not like Derek or Cora, so I realized at a very young age that I wanted to be a screenwriter.  Oh man, did you ever see...what was it called?  One of Mom's later movies, it's set in Elizabethan England  Anyway, she let me re-write the dialog for the scene in the carriage.


Within a few days, Derek more or less admits to himself that Laura was right.  Having Stiles around is a lot like having a puppy.

There's a reason Derek doesn't have any pets.  Many reasons.

"Yo," Stiles says, shouldering his way into Derek's apartment without permission.[...]Stiles rummages around in his messenger bag, muttering to himself about something some guy did on the subway and Derek tries to ignore Stiles' presence, concentrates on putting water on to boil.

"Ok," Stiles says, pawing through a small, leather-bound book, "Busy day today."

Derek had expected Stiles to be like every other mid-twenties douchebag in NYC and be surgically attached to his smartphone, but Stiles has an actual pen-and-paper organizational system.  he uses an old-fashioned day planner to keep track of when he's supposed to be shepherding Derek to appointments, interviews, costume fittings, the kind of boring minutia that Derek has a bad habit of forgetting or skipping outright.
taliahale: (nightmare on a boat)
Title: whatever we lose (like a you or a me)
Fandom: Teen Wolf, Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Alan Deaton, Carson Beckett, Claudia Stilinski, Erica Reyes, Isaac Lahey, Lydia Martin, Miko Kusanagi, Radek Zelenka, Sheriff Stilinski, Stiles Stilinski, Vernon Milton Boyd IV
Rating: Teen and Up
Word Count: 3830
Summary: The Wraith don't dig graves.  As far as Stiles has been able to ascertain, they do nothing to dispose of their dead.  There are no last rites, no memorials.  It's possible that the anthropologists have some theory involving warrior culture, space-faring peoples, and hibernation cycles.  He thinks it's just another indication that the Wraith aren't people at all.
Warnings: Complete warnings for series available on AO3.
Notes: This is the first in a WIP series.  Alternate Universe (Human, Teen Wolf characters in Stargate: Atlantis canon).  Title from 'maggie and milly and molly and may' by ee cummings.  Thanks go to my trusty betas, this time Indy and the incomparable Tess.  Any remaining mistakes are entirely my own.

Full story and full notes with more comprehensive warnings available at AO3.


life in the wrack zone )

taliahale: (stiles/derek)
Title: Idaho and Other Post-War Wastelands
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale
Relationships: Stiles/Derek
Rating: Teen and Up
Word Count: 742
Summary: It doesn't take long for them to start avoiding the cities.  At the end of the world, all they have is each other.  It's less dire than Derek expected.
Notes:  For S, who asked for: get-together Sterek and an amusement park.  I'm fairly sure this isn't what you meant, but I stuck them in Canada and Idaho for you, so smile, darling.  Silverwood Theme Park and its Halloween-themed Scarywood Haunted Nights both exist in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.  To my knowledge, the monsters there are not real.  This could be considered an Apocalypse AU or simply an alternate season 3.  No S3 spoilers.
Warnings: Disturbing imagery, implied off-screen character death, 

Also available at AO3.

scene from an AU I swear I'm not writing )
taliahale: (stiles)
Title: strong as hell (but not hickory rooted)
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Sheriff Stilinski, Claudia Stilinski
Rating: General Audiences
Word Count: 656
Summary: So the world is a lovely place the first time you learn that magic cannot fix all things.
Notes: For J and T, who asked for: cats, gen, magic, 2nd POV, and gave me a choice of Rodney McKay or Stiles Stilinski.  It was a really tough decision.  Title from the Iron & Wine song 'Hickory.'
Warnings: Canon Character Death, Death of Animals, Author Attempting 2nd POV

Also available at AO3.
scenes from an au I swear I'm not writing )
taliahale: (lydia)
Title: walk and talk
Fandom: Teen Wolf, The West Wing
Characters: Aiden, Cora Hale, Danny Mahealani, Derek Hale, Erica Reyes, Ethan, Isaac Lahey, Jackson Whittemore, Lydia Martin, Scott McCall, Stiles Stilinski
Relationships: (pre-slash) Stiles/Derek, (implied) Scott/Isaac, (implied) Lydia/Jackson
Rating: Teen and Up
Word Count: 1,948
Summary: Derek wants to ask out a report.  (Not really.)  Stiles doesn't get why Derek hates Danny.  (Everyone else does.)  Jackson's a douchebag.  Isaac fails at correctly typing statistics.  (And subtly sneaking into Scott's office.)  Erica and Cora are made of sass, fabulous suits, and hairspray.  Aiden and Ethan are super-assistants with hopeless bosses.  Scott is stuck in his office all day.  (He minds less when Isaac joins him.)  Oh, and Lydia's in charge.  Of the country.  She excels at it, obviously.
Notes: For J, who re-watched the entirety of The West Wing with me last summer and only complained twice.  That's love right there.

Also available at AO3.


scene from an au I swear I'm not writing )
taliahale: (stiles/derek)
Title: Is This a Wire?
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale
Relationships: Stiles/Derek
Rating: Teen and Up
Word Count: 1474
Summary: Stiles comes from a long line of cops.  He should've known better than to volunteer for undercover work.  Especially when that work involves getting up close and personal with Derek Hale in a fedora.
Warnings: This takes place in an historical alternate universe in which werewolves are known.  It contains societal, period-typical, as well as internalized homophobia.  As a gangster AU, there is reference to violence, and one character believes his undercover identity has been compromised and that he's in danger.  There is also a brief description of a character having a panic attack.

Also available at AO3.  Story inspired by this lovely fanart by misslucid.

surprisingly fluffy, guys )
taliahale: (not crazy)
Title: (500) Days of Allison
Fandom: Teen Wolf, (500) Days of Summer
Characters: Alan Deaton, Allison Argent, Bobby Finstock, Danny Mahealani, Derek Hale, Erica Reyes, Greenberg, Isaac Lahey, Jackson Whittemore, Matt Daehler, Scott McCall, Stiles Stilinski, Vernon Boyd
Relationships: Allison Argent/Scott McCall, Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Vernon Boyd/Erica Reyes, Isaac Lahey/Scott McCall
Rating: Teen and Up
Word Count: 11741
Summary: Boy meets girl.  Boy falls in love.  Girl doesn't.  Or, that (500) Days of Summer AU where Stiles and Scott create comics for Deaton at Wolfsbane Press, Derek's a pediatric surgery fellow, Allison's an archery champ forced into early retirement, Erica and Boyd have way too many engagement parties, and Danny is a mostly-reformed hacker working for the feds (and is also Scott's stepbrother with a surprisingly active intramural basketball team).
Notes: Fic contains blatant handwaving when it comes to how things happen in the real world: veterinary school (though it's true they're incredibly difficult to get into and Davis has an amazing program), how an indie comic company would be run, and how much coffee can feasibly be drunk in 500 day.  For someone who hates it, my characters down that shit like water.  All music mentioned (with the exception of nobody's favorite Beatle) has been featured on Teen Wolf.  Kudos on that, MTV.  Also, the name of Peter's diner is The Abandoned Subway Station, but nobody else thought that was funny.

Available at AO3.


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